Why is my first fic in ages for an inane film with no fandom that nobody will read? This is just one of those that wouldn't let itself not be written. If I was going to write a John Cusack fic someday I'd've had my money on Con Air
TITLE: War & P.R.
LENGTH: 13,700 words approx.
GENRE: mostly gen, some Hauser/Natalie, absurdist humour, crack.
SUMMARY: One month ago, their plane was downed in Ugikistan hours before war broke out. Hauser reassesses his role in the world while dodging Tamerlane forces and and trying to keep his new family together.
NOTES: A what-happened-after-the-credits-roll for the movie War, Inc
. starring John Cusack, Hilary Duff and Marisa Tomei, with a general warning that if you were offended by the movie, chances are you will be offended by this.
DISCLAIMER: War, Inc
. belongs to Lionsgate etc. Not mine, no profit, yadda, yadda, yadda. ( War & P.R. )