Excerpt from Pinocchio is Bleeding #2: A Toy Story

In place of the December meme today I'm just gonna leave this here, and I'll move the days along for the meme. I still don't know if I'm up to answering comments tonight. *looks at time* Nope, that's probably not going to happen.

Warnings: crack and, uh, references to sexual assault on a Barbie doll.

( Excerpt from Pinocchio is Bleeding #2: A Toy Story )