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Ohhhh, fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Did I never post the sequel to Escape From Impel Down? I didn't, did I? Crap.

I suck so hard. I remember I was promising people that story for ages.

Also, dudes, noticing Blood, Sand and Crocodiles is really rather popular among my One Piece fic on AO3. My threesome guro Luffy rape fic. I'm laughing like a loon. Bad fandom. No biscuit.

Shit, there were masses of things I was going to tidy up and post in this fandom, that I wrote on the anonmeme. I should just do that.

Watch this space. Let me see if I can sort anything out today.

(I could talk miles of TMI on the noncon/dubcon and why I feel compelled to write it sometime, but I don't know if anyone would be remotely interested in that. Probably the opposite of interested in that. Suffice to say it's a thing.)

One Piece fics on AO3

None of these are from the meme, but they are mostly things that were only ever posted to my LJ. I'm putting the majority of these type of fics into a post for One Piece Ficlets & Crack, but there are a few that stood out as complete enough stories to post in their own right:

Of Ice Creams, Battles, Bruises, and a Girl Made of Syrup
Luffy, Nami, Smoker, original character, past villain, gen - PG13 - 1000 words
Post-battle interlude. Luffy, Nami, Smoker, and... an old friend from movie 4.
(Previously posted under the title 'Black & Blue' on LJ as part of the 30 Wounds challenge prompt set. I liked this one a lot on re-reading.)

Spoils of War
Luffy(ko), original character, genderbend, non-explicit NON-CON - R - 3000 words
Luffy is lying looking up at a lonely carrion bird circling the sky while the stranger sits next to him with a stolen cigarette hanging from his lips and takes his time packing up all the other things he's stripped from Girontin's unconscious form.
All these people ever do is steal. Girontin -- he stole a whole island, but now he's defeated, he's nothing but pickings, too.
(Formerly posted with the 30 Wounds fics under a different title.)

Players
Luffy, Strawhat pirates, nakama fluff - PG - 450 words
A game of cards.
(Formerly posted to LJ on one of my ficlet writing benders.)

Strong
Luffy/Lucci, slightly cracky, slightly smutty - mild R - 600 words
Lucci is six feet plus of steel-skinned, ice-hearted, professional killer, but he feels justified that when the Pirate King has just grabbed your butt there has to be no other response than to squawk just like that.
(Formerly posted to LJ on one of my ficlet writing benders.)

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How much crackfic did I write in One Piece fandom? This is ridiculous...

Is it bad when you're reading an anonmeme story and can't remember if you wrote that one yourself or not?