OMFG *dies laughing*

[roseveare]

This was in my inbox, from which I can only conclude that my spammers have read Body Parts:

e-jellyrey@discblade.cn

8:27 AM (11 hours ago)

to me
Dear Sir or Madam:
It's glad to write to you with keen hope to open a business relationship with you.
We are manufacturer and supplier of mechanical saw blades. Specializing in this field for several years, with good quality and competitive price.
Should you have any questions, pls do not hesitate to inform us. Hope to coorperate with you.
Best regards,
At your service,



Mr.Jimi (Manager)
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Ma'anshan Jellyrey Precise Blade Technology Co., LTD
Add:Juxing Rd, Bowang District, Ma'anshan, Anhui province,243131,P.R.C.
Web: www.discblade.cn www.zghldyd.net
B2B: Http://hlyblade.en.made-in-china.com/en
Email: e-jellyrey@discblade.cn
Tel: 0086 555 6760891
Fax:0086 555 6769237
Mob:0086 18858829361

*dead* Seriously, dead. OMG. Do not expect anything but incoherent tittering from me for the rest of the night. Which was already awesome because I came back to two reviews for the aforementioned evilfic, although I doubt I'll get my head in gear til tomorrow to answer fic comments.

...Bwahahaha! *looks around suspiciously* Okay, did one of you guys arrange this?